Nothing is true and everything is permitted, Cas.

the problem with liking video games is that the gaming industry is genuinely so evil and needs to be wiped out

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

i liked when dean and castiel fell in love on that tv show we all watched together. that was awesome

Jensen admitting he dreamed from Dean’s perspective all the time he’s truly unwell <3

Starting a rumour he’s not normal about destiel because he had a sex dream about Cas and never recovered

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

that post thats like “how do i know dean’s performing masculinity? because sam isn’t” except “how do i know dean’s in love with castiel? because sam isn’t”

#there’s no fucking WORLD where sam would be on his knees in front of castiel and tearfully confess ‘’i need you’’ #that scene just wouldn’t WORK if it was between sam and cas #why? why wouldn’t it work? SAY IT. OUT LOUD.

I really really hope this time next year we’re all like “wow I sure am glad they didn’t rush buddie canon at the very end of season 8, and they actually gave Eddie a real arc about it and we got to see buck deny his feelings even though Eddie is no longer straight which all led up to a mutual Feelings Realization and Mutual Pining from both of them and we really got to do a will they/wont they. remember how mad we were haha. good times”

"why give me crowley? why make me complete and then take it away?" GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. GOD. i cant keep doing this i cant do this anymore oh jesus fucking christ i need to be sedated i need to be put in a coma