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playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

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Trying to play the new Pokopia DLC when I have thalassophobia and there’s a shark pokémon, plus dark areas.

#pokopia #pokemon

funnyforsmile

capacity

Let’s all actually do this

estrogenesis-vaporeongelion

posted in 2015 and then every single world event for the next 11 years has just felt like this exactly

fwunni

let’s all stop doing this now

hardgockcafe

Ok, pit time is over, time to go home

cyphir-spacerobot

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

koiagain

someoneudontknow5

locking your brother away in the eternal torment nexus but getting worried he'll get lonely is some kind of sibling dynamic for sure one of the most of all time maybe even

#cult of the lamb #cotl narinder #cotl shamura #cotl aym #cotl baal #cotl forneus

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zerozerozio

i was helping socialise this bunny. he has a little bunny on his nose

bunnysaige

ohhhh... the little bunny with the little bunny on his nose...

POV: You never really got to celebrate your own birthday and growing up, you were always expected to share it with a younger cousin whose birthday was close to yours and somehow you ended up feeling like a guest at your own celebration instead of the person it was meant for. As the years went by, that became the expectation, your birthday was never really about you. You stopped having b-day parties at 13, not because you didn’t want them but because you were told you were too old for them.

Now that you’re an adult, it feels like no one cares enough to celebrate it at all and everyone assumes you’re fine without the attention because that’s how it’s always been or “you’re adult, what’s the big deal?”.

So you’ve gone your whole life without ever having an actual birthday party that was just yours.

But hey, I made myself a cake.

#just me venting #plus my partner was supposed to spend the day with me but instead played video games and went to sleep #and I’m expected to cook dinner later

moshroom

he had to jump in the ballpit to cool off after getting all airplane ears over a treat puzzle that proved a little too advanced

moshroom

he's done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this

moshroom

💤

#vaporeon #pokemon #water type #plushies

ceruleanheaven

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

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I had to explain who Hatsune Miku is to a very old-fashioned man (borderline Amish) because I accidentally got my niece, his granddaughter, completely addicted to Miku.

#hatsune miku #oops

pinkie2054

#erasermic #shouta aizawa #yamada hizashi #boku no hero academia

xx-sketchy-xx

#boku no hero academia #backrooms

otiksimr

Poorly drawn Machop line [redo]

#pokemon #machop #machoke #machamp

princncess

porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

princncess

thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!

fantaboy91

The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake

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zeitghost

mastering ancient breathing techniques in the mountains of china to control my heart rate finely enough to jam out a sick tune on the hospital’s heart monitor

zeitghost

The doctors figure out after the sixth beep that I’m trying to play Wonderwall and they unplug my life support

dogpuppy

nineteenyearoldmeblog

im fucking crying

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