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Trying to play the new Pokopia DLC when I have thalassophobia and there’s a shark pokémon, plus dark areas.

saltywithsarcasm

My first priority was to move Gyarados there.

#pokémon

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wyrmicelli

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

snowown

indirectcomedian

xena gave us trans drag lesbianism as a treat

autisticexpression2

There are layers to this. Earlier in the episode, Xena discovers her secret while they're sharing a locker room. A woman she has got naked with turned out to be trans. It's the exact scenario terfs are always fear-mongering about, but Xena just shrugs it off.

Also, the kiss was a big deal not just because it was gay but because the trans actress was HIV positive. They wanted to show the world that you can't contract HIV just from kissing someone. Bear in mind, the AIDS crisis was still fresh on people's minds in the 90s.

Happy Pride.

libraford

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

libraford

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

libraford

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

libraford

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

libraford

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

bixbiboom

Just an fyi, the reason that these recipes feel like they’re more hydrating than plain water is because the additional ingredients are adding electrolytes, which your body desperately needs when you’re dehydrated! Water is great, but water + salts + natural sugars + acid is even better.

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inbabylontheywept

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

fluffysheeps

Bumble sharks 🐝🦈

gumy-shark

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

Trying to play the new Pokopia DLC when I have thalassophobia and there’s a shark pokémon, plus dark areas.

#pokopia #pokemon

funnyforsmile

capacity

Let’s all actually do this

estrogenesis-vaporeongelion

posted in 2015 and then every single world event for the next 11 years has just felt like this exactly

fwunni

let’s all stop doing this now

hardgockcafe

Ok, pit time is over, time to go home

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cyphir-spacerobot

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

koiagain

someoneudontknow5

locking your brother away in the eternal torment nexus but getting worried he'll get lonely is some kind of sibling dynamic for sure one of the most of all time maybe even

#cult of the lamb #cotl narinder #cotl shamura #cotl aym #cotl baal #cotl forneus

zerozerozio

i was helping socialise this bunny. he has a little bunny on his nose

bunnysaige

ohhhh... the little bunny with the little bunny on his nose...

POV: You never really got to celebrate your own birthday and growing up, you were always expected to share it with a younger cousin whose birthday was close to yours and somehow you ended up feeling like a guest at your own celebration instead of the person it was meant for. As the years went by, that became the expectation, your birthday was never really about you. You stopped having b-day parties at 13, not because you didn’t want them but because you were told you were too old for them.

Now that you’re an adult, it feels like no one cares enough to celebrate it at all and everyone assumes you’re fine without the attention because that’s how it’s always been or “you’re adult, what’s the big deal?”.

So you’ve gone your whole life without ever having an actual birthday party that was just yours.

But hey, I made myself a cake.

#just me venting #plus my partner was supposed to spend the day with me but instead played video games and went to sleep #and I’m expected to cook dinner later

moshroom

he had to jump in the ballpit to cool off after getting all airplane ears over a treat puzzle that proved a little too advanced

moshroom

he's done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this

moshroom

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#vaporeon #pokemon #water type #plushies

ceruleanheaven

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

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