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about this blog! 🌟

hi, i'm @quick-catton! this is my side blog for silly saltburn headcanon videos. i realized that i keep saving random reels/tiktoks that remind me of the characters in saltburn and thought it would be fun to make little edits and post them as 'headcanons' of what the characters would be like irl/if they had social media!

if that doesn't make sense (because i'm only half coherent on the best of days thanks to debilitating saltburn brainrot) just have a look at some of my posts and i promise you'll get the vibe.

if you stumble across videos you think would be fitting to post here, please feel free to drop them in an ask or message and i'll try my best to get to them! 💌

hope this blog gives you a little giggle and hope you have a lovely day. :^)

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farleigh does not care about the usa, but he would jump on any excuse to absolutely dog on the uk and make fun of his friend's accents lbr

submitted by @fronklycalico !! thank u legend

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felix has too much fun making his usually-reserved bf embarrass himself in public for his own entertainment <3 luckily for him, oliver can never stay mad for long.

#the way oliver would fall for it everytime too #he'd never learn #saltburn #cattonquick #oliver x felix #felix catton #oliver quick #saltburn edit #saltburn meme

let venetia do her hot girl shit in peace fr!

#felix standing there like mom i frew up :(#saltburn #felix catton #venetia catton #saltburn edit #saltburn meme

there's no shortage of videos on everyone's phones of felix doing stupid shit while drunk. if alcohol is in his system, he is absolutely testing the limits of human existence.

#probably an adrenaline junkie/thrill seeker because everything else comes too easily to him if we're being real #felix catton #saltburn #cattonquick #oliver x felix #oliver quick #saltburn edit #saltburn meme

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felix is terrified of bugs and makes oliver deal with them for him (and oliver doesn't mind because he'd literally find a way to give felix the moon if he asked) but when anyone asks felix why he has a hole in the wall of his dorm, he makes up a less embarrassing story.

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one summer venetia and felix decide to be adventurous and get kayaks and spend a day out at a lake, and it goes about as well as expected

(farleigh and oliver are smart and sit on the grass with their books and look up when they hear the commotion and get to laugh their asses off from the safety of dry land)

#none of them would ever let felix live it down #this is what happens when gays go outdoors #saltburn #venetia catton #felix catton #farleigh start #oliver quick #saltburn meme #saltburn edit

Oh my god you should do one of the gang as people slipping on ice while they try to go to class theres a comp somewhere online pls those are so funny to me 😭😭

STOP LMFAO those make me laugh SO hard too. i just saved one on instagram the other day to post here so ykw maybe i should lol

you should def make a video compilation for the saltburn gang!!

ooo that's a good idea! i'll definitely do that once i have more videos compiled on here; maybe i'll put it on youtube or smth but that's scary lol tumblr feels like a nice delusional little safe bubble 😇

felix and farleigh would definitely hit each other with "bet you won't ___"s and "10 pounds says you won't ___"s all the time when they're drunk and it would land them in situations like this. a single "bet you're too scared to walk out to the middle of the lake" from felix and off farleigh would go. and he would absolutely not leave his gucci slides out on the ice lbr

#sober farleigh would not be caught dead being so unsophisticated as to fall for stupid bets #drunk farleigh however would not back down from a challenge #saltburn #saltburn edit #saltburn meme #farleigh start #felix catton

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it's literally canon that felix is easily scared, so imagine how jumpy he would've been after they were all finished watching the ring together? he'd probably end up convincing oliver to have a 'sleep over' so he wouldn't have to sit in the dark alone, but oliver wouldn't be able to resist scaring him just one more time 👹

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the gang goes on a little hiking trip and felix has... a time.

#first post lets see if this is only funny to me or if anyone else gets a kick out of it #farleigh would be so active on tiktok posting stuff like this i think #i would pay good money to see the adventures these four would get up to #saltburn #oliver quick #felix catton #cattonquick #oliver x felix #venetia catton #farleigh start #saltburn edit #saltburn meme

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