WHAT AN UPSTANDING GUY, THAT SALTBAKER!

HERE'S MY RULES AND HERE'S MY ABOUT!

> within seconds, the chef scoops up his daughter with a big grin on his face. wow! look at that! he's so proud of her!

" Oh, wow! You did extra well this time! Good job! "

What makes you say that, stranger?

The salt, actually!

This-

> he taps one of his forearms.

Hoho, that's a tough one!

I've developed a fondness over the years for bigger, more complicated things, like intricately decorated cakes and pies and the like! Sure, they take a lot of time, but it's so worth seeing the final result!

THIS IS VERY BASIC, AND WILL BE UPDATED IN THE FUTURE.

name : chef saltbaker!

gender / pronouns : cis male, he/him

age : 30 (technically ageless due to toon logic)

species : toon, anthropomorphic salt shaker to be specific

orientation : bisexual, no preference

likes : baking, researching other dimensions (especially the astral plane), super hands-on work

dislikes : being reminded of The Wondertart Incident, the devil, being talked down to

personality : jolly! made a reputation for himself just by being kind! beneath that, though, is barely restrained megalomania and an unhealthy obsession with power. he's gotten decent at keeping it in check, but he has his moments.

small backstory : tricked cuphead and mugman into giving him the ingredients to the wondertart. almost became a god. got his shit rocked then got arrested. did a bunch of community service, rebuilt his bakery, and now he's just trying to be a better person.

fun facts : contrary to popular belief, he's actually made entirely out of salt. his glass exterior is just a shell.

he gets all fogged up wherever he's flustered.

PERSONAL BLOGS DON’T REBLOG MY FUCKING POSTS.

DON’T REBLOG RP MEMES FROM ME, UNLESS THE OP DELETED OR SOMETHING. THIS WILL GET YOU BLOCKED, NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

IF YOU’RE A PROSHIPPER, TERF/TRANSMED, , TRUMP SUPPORTER, MAP/NOMAP, SUPPORT MAP/NOMAPS, OR ARE ANYTHINGPHOBIC, FUCK OFF.

i will NOT interact with muses from south park, camp camp, attack on titan, detroit: become human, dsmp, or hetalia. yes, i am ok with muses from hazbin hotel. HOWEVER, i will be EXTREMELY selective with who i choose to interact with. this is for my own comfort, as i don’t even really like hazbin, and i genuinely hate vivziepop.

basic rp etiquette applies here. don’t godmod, mun =/= muse, etc.

i only do threads with mutuals. sorry, but this is for my own comfort and so i don’t get overwhelmed. you’re more than welcome to send me anons or in-character asks, though.

i’m very open to oc’s! all i ask is that you have an about page for them!

i’m fine with non-rp tumblr blogs interacting with me! just please don’t send me in-character things.

please don’t rush me for replies. i am an EXTREMELY slow rper, especially when it comes to longer things.

i’m very open to shipping! please talk to me about it beforehand, though.

my only triggers are irl pictures of mice and the sound of people chewing gum or clearing their throat repeatedly. vomit is a squick for me. please tag all of those things if we’re mutuals.