THE LAW OFFICES OF WEXLER & MCGILL

→  i can keep working at it. →  i'll be here with bells on. →  it's just a saying. don't worry, i won't be wearing bells. →  hey, good work today. →  have you thought any more about what we discussed? →  let's just stick with what makes sense here. →  that, in your mind, is plausible deniability? →  i'm noting a little hole in your plot though. →  i'm just not buying it. →  it's suddenly a fantasy story. →  don't push it. →  that is how we'll sell your little fiction. →  how about we stop somewhere afterward and get a beer? →  what the hell are you doing? →  that's hearsay. do you have any proof? →  so why are you telling me this? →  i need your help. →  you don't even know what you're talking about. →  he questioned her for five hours. she didn't give it up. →  do i really have to sit here and explain the difference to you? →  this achieves nothing. →  i'm doing it with or without you. →  do i look well enough? →  you know i'm hourly, right? →  okay, so, what's plan b? →  i know it sounds risky. →  you understand what you have to do? →  i'll be in touch. →  have a seat, [name]. →  this is a professional courtesy. →  you got a good thing going here. →  i realize you two have a history. →  just trying to do the right thing. →  i chose a half measure when i should have gone all the way. →  i'll never make that mistake again. →  i don't get this at all. →  gonna need you to come with me. →  take a walk. →  this will go no further. →  when i learned what you intended to do... →  you don't look at him. you look at me. →  pardon me? →  this how you do business? →  you keep the peace. →  your actions, they affect other people. →  sometimes compromises have to be made for the best of reasons. →  i don't care if someone walks in. →  come on, what's the point? →  what the heck's a "yawp"? →  that's what i said. →  we'll just have to agree to disagree. →  can you turn that off? →  what kind of business? →  no more half measures, [name]. →  run.

→  hey, bro, i never did catch your name. →  this is like prehistoric stuff. →  yeah, it does kind of suck. →  check it out. what is that? →  hey, answer this, you butthole. →  later, sucker! →  where the hell'd you get that? →  you almost ruined someone's life. →  we can't just go back. →  what about the money? →  it's not a bug, it's a feature. →  i can't take a bribe. →  i can take a retainer. →  you're the kind of lawyer guilty people hire. →  did it make the paper? →  you assume that criminals are gonna be smarter than they are. →  not the loquacious sort, are you? →  we can't all be as blessed as you. →  did he tell you the good news? →  you need a ride? →  the things people do, huh? →  i'd cut the cute attitude right about now if i were you. →  you know how much trouble you caused me? →  upon this rock, i will build my church. →  stop talking about it! make me beautiful already. →  i really wanna talk to you. →  how goes it? →  do you have a minute? →  take a ride with me. →  where are we going? →  am i crazy here? →  he's, you know, a free spirit. →  you two are still friends, right? →  i really don't care one way or the other. →  give the old dogs a rest. →  you deserve a break today. →  is this a cease and desist? →  i just don't get your angle here. →  why are you making this personal? →  stop trying to pretend. →  you can't win this fight. →  there are only so many fonts out there. →  that is ... yikes. →  wise up. →  got it? good. →  how do i look? →  you're a real go-getter, you know that? →  call 911! →  you have to do this. →  jesus, can you believe this guy? →  people love a hero. →  who am i to say no? →  you're early. →  well, i gotta admit, you were right. →  i knew you had it in you. →  i don't know what to tell you. →  hard work looks good on you.

→ here's johnny! →  you're a sight for sore eyes. →  i'm in a bit of a pickle. →  let's talk strategy, okay? →  you got a plan of attack? →  if i don't get out of this, my life is over. →  please, [name], help me. →  jesus, what time is it? →  give me a little bit of credit, okay? →  hey, more for me. →  where did he stash all that dough? →  i'm no hero. →  you have a terrible connection. →  who's coming? →  would you work with me here? →  hey, whatever helps you sleep at night. →  screw you, geezer! →  there's no business for you here. →  you'll tell me if there's anything i can do? →  everything is gonna be fine. →  i've got bad knees! →  you going in or what? →  i'm gonna pitch it back to you so i know we're on the same page. →  that's a bad thing, [name]. that's very bad. →  you miserable piece of shit. →  you set me up. →  you know what? i don't even care. →  he doesn't know, because he didn't do it. →  how are you so sure? →  well, isn't that convenient? →  i have no idea what that means. →  it makes perfect sense. →  i need to talk to you. alone. →  right now my ass is on the highway to the danger zone. →  i was a jerk, okay? →  this is your job, so by definition it's your concern. →  i don't have time for this. →  perfect end to a perfect day. →  how come you let me off the hook back there? →  your story makes sense. →  nobody wants to leave home. →  okay, let's do this. →  i found your dumb-ass clients. →  it's a long story. →  we'll meet you there. →  give me a couple hours. →  do we have to? →  sorry about that. →  see, they're excited. →  can we just talk this through? →  this is happening. →  this is not happening.

→  we got a real problem here. →  [name], i don't know what to do. →  she felonied me. →  why don't you go upstairs? →  you called her "biznatch"? →  don't forget to use club soda. →  why jump to the nuclear option? →  wow. you got a mouth on you. →  you punking me? →  i was running a scam. →  joke's on me. →  where's he going? →  tell me what you want to know. →  you know what i smell? i smell lies. →  i'm a known quantity! →  the next words out of your mouth ought to be the truth. →  this is good. this is right. thank you. →  they should've thought about that. →  eye for an eye. →  stop helping. →  i think we're heading in the wrong direction. →  that's tough, but it's fair. →  you didn't drive like this, did you? →  why are you in that space blanket? →  how did i get here? →  did you read this? →  i may have glanced at it. →  i know how this looks. →  this represents a good thing, ultimately. →  you got something for me? →  i'm very sorry, i'll never do it again. →  that's a loaner, okay? i need it back. →  you serious? →  this makes you feel real important, huh? →  it's showtime. →  you're overcharging him. →  this is not a me problem, this is a you problem. →  it's from a movie. →  come on, meet me halfway. →  you're like a troll under a bridge. →  troll alert here! don't feed it. →  excuse the temporary quarters. →  he doesn't know i'm here. →  it's cool. →  so what can i do for you? →  i've been thinking about what you said. →  why are you asking me? →  they have no recourse. →  i'll pay you a finder's fee. →  why would you come to me for that? →  i'm gonna finish what you started. →  i just wanted their business. →  smart guy like you can figure it out. →  i'm a lawyer, not a criminal. →  you are shitting me. →  i crossed a line. i made a mistake. i'm not doing that again ever. →  what's your angle? →  you rat, you die. →  i'm not in the game, i promise.

→ it's never too late for justice. →  i remember what it was like to be a kid. →  i bet if we were in church right now, i'd get a big "amen". →  it's a bit of a reach, don't you think, [name]? →  dude, where'd all the blood go? →  what the hell kind of math is that? →  you're gonna miss me. →  i was in that court back there saving people's lives, so... →  aw gee, that's swell. →  and thank you for restoring my faith in the judicial system. →  fine. you win. hurray for you. →  employee of the month over here. →  look, all i know is what i read in the paper. →  i just think i'd look guilty if i hired a lawyer. →  they keyword here is "classy", alright? →  are you okay? say something? →  how are you gonna fix this? →  what are you gonna do to make things right? →  something just comes over me. →  this isn't going away, [name]. →  you can have all the danish you want, [name]. →  so these are [name]'s own wishes that you're conveying? →  let's let a jury figure it out. →  you're so down to earth and relatable. →  give [name] my love, would you? →  couldn't you just - ? →  you know i can't. →  son of a bitch. →  perfect timing. →  yeah, you're gonna have to get that translated. →  can we talk? →  you're not in trouble? →  there's nothing more to talk about. →  your argument is built on quicksand, therefore it collapses. →  let's not exaggerate. i helped. →  i might as well head down to skid row and sell plasma. →  money is not beside the point. money is the point. →  i can't carry both of us. →  you didn't have to ask, okay? →  what is this? →  it's not like i'm a recluse. →  [name]'s making you a chump! →  you're missing the bigger picture. →  what's he gonna do, sue me? →  it's simply a matter of professional courtesy. →  [name], whose side are you on? →  you wanna dance, [name]? let's dance. →  i know - eerie, right? →  what the hell kind of name is that? →  even at your age, that's gotta hurt. →  i got a job for you. →  you don't know me. we never met. you got it? →  go with god. →  where's her sense of responsibility? →  you fell into the honeypot, kid. →  i can mediate. →  open up in the name of the law.