salemmoon04

Yall hear of this thing called girls

Henry Cavill is the hottest dude on the planet and he takes selfies like a 60 year old bald guy on Facebook

I’m googling turtles right now. I sent photos to my southern stepmom for help. Apparently she’s a box turtle?

70 DAYS UNTIL THEY HATCH??

You a mom now

Call this one Susan

You’re like a really ticked-off nature witch who never signed up for this animal empath shit

I like how their relationship goes from “hated arch-rivals” to “Chill friends where one just shows up to the other’s apartment and they guy shows him what he’s been working on lately”

ever notice how men criticize games like animal crossing and stardew valley on the basis of “the entire game is just doing tasks” without recognizing that “kill bad guy” is also just a task but violent?

”it’s so boring all you do is talk to people and do tasks so you can buy new things” yeah and all you do is press a bunch of buttons to kill people so you can buy new things? perish

my activity page has not known peace since i made this post i have hundreds of insufferable gamers crawling up my pant legs now but luckily i have a secret up my sleeve… i too am a gamer man. im immune to the gamer venom   

This has the same energy as that post that’s “Red Dead Redemption is just Barbie’s Horse Adventure with violence”.

I feel it should be noted that the newest popular game among this same demographic is among us, the game that is composed almost exclusively of “just doing tasks”

if i’m not living with the woman of my dreams in a cottage in the middle of nowhere, making jam and raising our cats and chickens by the time i’m 30 i want a refund on this whole “life” thing