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"i asked chatgpt" well i asked gerard way and he said he's a salami
sits upright. sudden craving for salami. but I am already getting a treat for me AND my mum with the next groceries order. this is so sad.
i do not listen to will wood and the tapeworms #salamisandwich is thekr new album namr i think... Will wood
are the songs just the ingredients to a salami sandwich. like you follow the song names to make it and it's the best thing you've ever eaten
I want to go to the store and buy salami and chseese…. Cries

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mutuals i’m giving you a little salami (as a treat)
i was today years old when I found out that pepperoni means that red kind of salami or sausage or whatever. what the fuck. i thought it meant a kind of. pepper.
one thing about me? i will just eat salami. i love salami. salami is my favorite food ever. just give me like 50 slices they’ll be gone in 3 minutes.
I have stocked up on salami for like the next month. I got the wrong kind of cream cheese, but it actually tastes pretty good so it’s fine
Salami informs me that it’s time for a state mandated kitty attention break.

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i want salami :(
“cats can have a little salami” by Bernie Sanders but instead it’s “she can have a little weed and maybe be sedated for one month while everything gets figured out”. And then Bernie Sanders gives me a hug and I fall to my knees crying and thanking him
fuck im so nauseous. and also hungry now.
i know what will fix this (10 slices of salami)
can woman have a lil salami. As a treat. Or no
Salami is SAFE FOR WOMEN! Women always deserve little treats and if she requests a little salami you should give it to her post haste. I make sure to carry 3 lbs of salami on me at all times just in case. AND SO SHOULD YOU!

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i made this
i miss......the salami i got at a polish deli back in march..... 😔