sal 🤙

@sal-xx

memories and dreams from sally face

i'd like to thank you all today for coming to Family Pack Oreos funeral... Fpo was my favorite ever, they deserved so much more in life. We all knew they weren't going to live a very long life, but loved it nonetheless. One by one, the oreos went down, slowly being eaten. Just know, they were truly cherished. Three rows of oreos... all three lived a short life. They died knowing they would truly be loved. Though, no one else cared about you guys, please know that I did.. Every night, a few of you had gone missing, wondering where you guys went. Well, now we all know. If I could relive the life I had with you guys, I would choose to over and over and over again. The calls we spent while I chowed down on you guys, forgettable, but not very forgettable (bad memory). Oreos... Milk's favorite cookies... I am truly a monster for eating you guys... my dear ones. I know four of you went down to the hands of our dear family... But you weren't truly acknowledged by them. I understood you guys and you guys understood me, and that's what truly matters.

second from @salllllllllllll no clue who did the first

we don't watch you but you look cool so 🤷‍♂️ hopped on the trend