I do quite a lot of cooking if I do say so myself but my fatal flaw is I somehow skipped right past learning how to make something fast and effortless. I get hungry and I go "ah lads I gotta start chopping the okra I guess."

[COVERED IN BLOOD, EYES LARGE] i have been working. On my resume

[HANDS VISIBLY SHAKING, BLOOD CAKED UNDER NAILS] there is. A cover letter

over-psychoanalyzing blorbos is healthy and needed enrichment for the girlies in order to avoid over-psychoanalyzing themselves. like giving a dog a chew toy in order to redirect chewing on its hind legs

"Am I evil for resenting well-meaning displays of affection?" No. That's Sasuke. Be safe out there

the time is now

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

ITS BACK

This fucking site…

I just had to share this😂

Sometimes you’ve just got to think of your favorite character getting fucked against a wall to get through the work day.

I must not kill myself killing myself is the myself killer . Dune

Hmm I wonder why people could be reblogging this

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight