Are you currently in a headspace to receive my long creepy witch finger?

the man who packs his suitcase like he’s going to shit himself every day is a fool every trip but one

play stupid games win aweswome toys

did U seriously just try to pommel strike me

The way all the 2020s have done so far have been making me categorically against every new generation of tech that comes out is insane. Like I'm from a technological boom generation, saw the first portable phones, nokias & blackberries & flipphones etc, and the first smartphones, and the first ipods & ipads & tablets in general while still having cassettes & DVD & MP3 players around so I know how all of it work, I had computer classes in high school, I did the transition between home desktop computers to laptops and back to gaming computers. But then they started to put internet in your printer & microwave, everything has ads & AI now and every update is worst than the last. I literally loved technology and they ruined it

Whats wrong, you barely touched your pellets

I need a mix of wet and dry food.

What the fuck. You talk?

Germans completely outdid the english language by calling tv a farseer. They got their orcish shamans to name that shit

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

girl don’t you ship hockey players.

And baseball players 👍🏻