im reading discworld and im on the third book and i only just realized they arent arranged like this
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im reading discworld and im on the third book and i only just realized they arent arranged like this

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she's so cute i need to put my fingers in her mouth asap
if you are ASEXUAL, you do not experience SEXUAL ATTRACTION.
if you are AROMANTIC, you do not experience ROMANTIC ATTRACTION.
if you are AROMATIC, you have a PLEASANT AND DISTINCTIVE SMELL.
And if you are AUTOMATIC, SYSTEMATIC, and HYDROMATIC, why then you’re GREASED LIGHTENINGGGGG
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Ever after high and descendants are both stories about the teenage kids of fairytale characters going to highschool but their differences are fascinating. Ever after high is a religious cult where generations have believed that if you don't do exactly what your destiny is you and everyone else will die. Descendants are about abused children conforming to beliefs so they can leave a prison island without proper food to people who put them there in the first place.

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happy international women’s day. xo
I swear, some of you are setting yourselves up for disappointment. You’ve spent five years convincing yourselves that Rhys is secretly evil, the entire Inner Circle are manipulative monsters, and Elain is suspicious and is going to betray everyone. At some point, you have to ask whether that’s actually the story Sjm has been telling or just the version you’ve created in your own head.
If that’s the book you’re expecting, honestly, just write the fanfic yourself, because I think you’re going to be very disappointed by the actual books. And then you’ll all come back bitching about how “what a disappointment,” “lazy writing,” blah blah blah, when the reality is that the books just didn’t match the story you’d already written in your own heads.
Look I love a good fanfic where the characters I hate turn out to be evil and the characters I love are right about everything, but I don't expect creators to put that fanfic into canon.
"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?
thy mother
Art thou for fucking real
just caught myself thinking "you know who eloise needs as a life partner? someone else who's just kind of an asshole and a hater. someone who will sit around judging people with her and being kind of the worst." and then i remembered, as if from a beautiful distant dream: NOTORIOUS BULLY CRESSIDA COWPER!
no character in history has ever needed saving from the narrative more than eloise bridgerton

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Bridgerton would be leagues better if instead of doing a taming of the shrew plot with Eloise. They chose instead to do a ten things I hate about you with her as Patrick and Edwina as kat.
Eloise, get behind me, these trad wives are trying to kill you
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JURASSIC PARK (1993) dir. Steven Spielberg
The problems with Eloise and her ending are the same as those with HIMYM's ending. HIMYM ends with Ted and the mother getting married, then she has kids and dies, and later, years go by, Ted ends up with Robin. They created this ending in the show's early days, when the kid characters still looked young, so everything was already written years before the show ended. However, the show had several more seasons than the creators planned. These extra seasons became the show's undoing as Ted and Robin drifted apart, and they as a romantic couple became unlikely. The same thing is happening with Eloise; her ending is already written in stone to end up like her book's counterpart from the beginning. However, to fill up space in seasons, we have drifted Eloise so far away from her book's starting point that the ending makes no sense. The writers wanted Daphne and Eloise to have a Meg and Jo dynamic in season one, so they made Eloise more tomboyish and not want to get married or have kids. They gave her a subplot and a popular love interest in season two, which the general audience latched onto. Season three had Eloise in a subtextual sapphic relationship and didn't start planting any seeds for her book fate. We are four seasons in, and there are no seeds that work with her future.

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cliff marlow is giving cool stepdad to me
he starts dating a single mum and he’s got experience from taking care of the rookies (and let’s be real a 3 year old boy isn’t all that different from a 19 year old teenager)
when they get married he’s still the coolest stepdad dylan has ever known: he has a cool car, he’s nice, and tall, and he doesn’t mock his stuttering, he picks him up and throws him up into the air. when he grows older he teaches him how to drive, they play basketball together, and he actually cares
“oh hey kiddo, how was school?”
“i’m fifteen cliff, don’t call me kiddo. and it was fine”
“did melissa notice your sick new haircut?”
“she did, she said i looked hot”
“you’re a fucking beautician dylan!”
Just because Jurian was planning on betraying Hybern the whole time doesn't excuse the fact that he made rape jokes about Elain in the same room as her sister. Elain shouldn't have to be friends with a man who made jokes about her being raped, just because he wasn't really working with the evil overlord.