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“Hardly any use denying what’s coming out of me anymore. Why, I’m oozing with it.”

“What can I say? I’m deeply biased. She’s cute.”

“All sorts of types in this world, but liking Missy is a solid measure of finding the good kind.”

“Haven’t met one yet who didn’t have a soft spot for Missy!”

“Well, no, there was one. High and mighty.”

“... Again, shut up.” She crosses her arms and turns her head away from him, huffing a little. 

“Gotcha.”

“And how I wish that were the case. Alas, alas, that’s only my nickname, given to me fair and proper.” He shrugs. “Are you complaining that she’s not in your territory?”

Is she blushing? She might be a little flustered. “I -- I never said that! I’m only pointing out an oddity, that’s all!” The types of contracts they pick up don’t really overlap, either, she gets college students, Missy gets children, so it’s not a bother when that girl’s around...

“You’re the one who called….” Not worth the effort to protest. “Miss Melissa hasn’t been around.”

“And I’m the ‘lovebird’ here.”

“Which one?”

“Now, if it was a long while… well, that just shows your age.”

“Such a short while, really.”

((you have interesting tastes, anon-san

alas, the mun is missing their icons because they’re a dummy