The Pear Blog

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

Legitimately can't imagine how anyone could ever find real-time with pause preferable to turn-based combat in isometric CRPGs. Completely alien mindset to me.

Even in games where it's not frustrating to play I'm still constantly thinking "this would probably be better if it was turn-based"

Once again to paraphrase the smartest girl on this website, they call it turn-based combat because you put it in a game and the game turns based

when i take my phone case off i feel concern and fear knowing that some people just rawdog their phone like that like its so slippery girl you are carrying around a little fish

Handle a naked smartphone and you can just feel the eagerness of this device to lemming itself onto the pavement

yeah this strain is called "upstairs neighbour" and it's real good shit. one hit will have you tapdancing and moving furniture around

remember when wap came out and ben shapiro was like "pussies don't get wet" and then everyone was like bro ?? and then he was like I'm gonna double down: my WIFE just told me I'm right. and that went on for several days.

She took the kids menu

all stories need a part where the protagonists need to sneak into a gala or ball or other fancy event by wearing pretty clothes. this is more important then gay shit like arcs or conclusions

I went to my union meeting tonight and the retirees' monthly complaint about our healthcare was that for some reason it only lets doctors prescribe six Viagra pills at a time, and they want to fuck more than six times a month. That's verbatim. Think about what you could be missing by not going to your union meetings.

Many gimmick blogs are annoying because they rely on someone else making a good post, only to then slap on some redundant extra thing. You should contribute something of your own! You have to make original posts!

What if you’re only famous from hijacking something 🥺

Sorry this isn’t as funny as I hoped it could be

This is what I mean Mr. Cooper. You have no confidence in your own creative vision. I believe you can succeed on your own if you put in the effort.