Sadistically happy or happily sadistic?

A flinch as he resists the urge to roll his eyes as response. Placing his hands in the pockets of his coat he cants his head to the side. “Is that so? I am so glad to hear that! Look at my face! I am sure you can practically see the happiness radiate out of me, oh my, look out before it burns you.”

    { ♥ } "Sarcasm makes girls fat, honey." A shrug and a small exhale follow. This is the sassiness of Doctor Happypants. "Ah, but if that's genuine happiness, I'll gladly go to the burn unite for treatment. I trust you don't intend to use this beam of joy as a weapon..."

       { ✿ } “Doctor Faggot is the Grinch, actually. So yes, the Grinch stole my Christmas tree…” Serious!loli is go~.

    { ♥ } "...oh, yes. That is unfortunate." They might as well name the Grinch 'Daniel'. "If he hasn't tossed it out, it's probably sitting in a closet somewhere, plant pot full of bleach..." Dammit. Happy-happy joy-joy ruined. Dammit Daniel.

       { ✿ } “Your idiot of a—” Brother? Partner? “Your alter ego stole my tree…” Huffs.

   { ♥ } "Alter ego? What alter ego?" Wondering if he should pretend he's Superman pretending to not be Superman. "Are you sure it wasn't the Grinch?"

“I guess I have that to look forward to.” Why did normal conversations leave her a stuttering mess, but she could easily be sarcastic? “Are you some kind of crazy doctor?”

    { ♥ } "In a sense, perhaps~" Sarcasm is pure confidence of snarky bitchslap anyone can deliver. what. "Depends on your definition of crazy. But I assure you, I am perfectly sane."

    { ♥ } More laughter. Loli amuses him~ Is this why Doctor Grumpyfaggotpants always ran off with Abri for his patient? "No, love, that's where the lifeless bodies sleep. He'd suffocate in one of those." Although Claude wouldn't put trying past him.

Staaare. Who is this weird doctor? Maybe he won’t be so bad, she does get on better with strange people and oddballs. “…Not deathly ill, no.”

    { ♥ } "No? Aw. Don't worry, it'll get like that sooner or later." Don't say that so happily, Claude. "And when it does, it can be fixed!"

                    “…ew.” Excuse you doctor Sunshine, prettymoose does not like you already. But that has more to do with you being medical personnel than it does the smiles.

    { ♥ } "Another one without manners? That makes me sad. Let me guess, you haven't got the heart for it?" Whoops, sadist switch.

✘  “I don’t have a doctor, period. And even if I had one, I wouldn’t like to see him or her. Just bring me the juice and I’ll spare you.” Or pummel him later. What’s the fun of clobbering people you’ve just met? That would get boring for Ryusei, since so many people seem to come and go.

    { ♥ } "Nonsense. If you go to a medical care facility, you have a doctor. Maybe you alienated him or her, hm? Not getting out any time soon, I see." Rood. Oh well, dealing with obnoxious elderly patients will do that to a person. "Spare me, claims the weak one who just said he doesn't eat to the doctor with velociraptor tranquilizers. Yes, that sounds lovely."

                    “Savy get in the chair.” She’s exaggerating this scolding thing because it amuses her. Pay no might to the little girl voice.

    { ♥ } "That's right!" Clap, clap. "Savy get in the chair. Now, will you do so?"