the touch starved traumatized tgirl would like to awkwardly sit near you and not initiate contact

you can solve this problem by turning her into a plushie and never ever letting go of her

Two animals who appreciate the Warm Lamp

Two animals who appreciate the Warm Lamp

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

It is implied through gameplay mechanics that the two kingdoms at war in chess both formally permit regnal polygamy, allowing the King to take at least nine wives of equal status, and that marriage can be bestowed as a military honour, but curiously that honour - in stark contrast to the conventional attitudes of the aristocracy - can only be bestowed upon soldiers of the unlanded class, leaving great questions to be asked of the material interests and stability of these kingdoms' aristocracies

also, their horses lack limbs & their castles are small

yknow the smallness of the castles is FAR from their most interesting distinction from the noticeably immobile ones we are familiar with

that one rihanna ig post with Mine’s Bigger Than Yours written in the background w the caption My dick AND my forehead! is like poetry to me