Sadie Mackenzie

If Kingston was in the Bahamas, life would be better

Getting laid has never and will never affect my desire to crush morons. The two are completely unrelated. And crushing morons is almost almost as fun so no one should be helping them.

I bet it could. Even if for only a 5 minute period, a good lay would do that. We've gotta let someone give them a chance and if they mess that chance up, then crushing them is necessary.

Probably, yeah. Recent days? Oh God, what happened? I always miss everything. Ugh, some of those classes are torture. I go because I care about my grades but damn.

You don't know? I heard a million people whispering about it, I thought you would. Basically, Jeremy and me are married and an annulment takes too long and I wanna kill someone over it... I have one class I absolutely hate and it's my early class 5 days a week. It's worse than torture, if that's even possible. At least you'll have good grades, so the torture is semi-worth it.

Why not jut get an anullment? I mean, if you never consummated the marriage, it should be rather easy to dissolve it. And and telling the court you weren’t of sound mind when it happened could work in your favor, too. If you want, I can help you look up some different marriage and anullment laws in California. If you let me use you for extra credit in my class, that is.

We're in the process of one as we speak. Made the call ASAP. I haven't talked to Jer, so I don't know if we did or not which is why it's taking a bit longer. But, according to the law, it still can take anywhere between 1 month and a year to annul anyway, even if you have the no consummation and both of us being drunk. I don't know why it's that way, but I guess they did it to force all of us idiots who end up drunkenly married to deal with it. So thank you for the help, but now it's a stupid waiting game where I vowed not to drink until it's over.

Oh wow.

That was my reaction when I woke up the next day too

Wait—so whose the guy?

Jeremy Rivera

I don’t want to help them, Sadie. I want to crush them like the annoying little twerps they are.

I know YOU don't, but others should help them! You need to get laid, hon. It'll get rid of that animosity. But crushing them could be fun

Oh, good. I was really concerned.

No need to be Patch! Plus, you're giving me ideas for parties; like Disney princesses/princess and villains party with optional karaoke for prizes.

It’s the truth. I’ve literally forgotten just how much of a man-whore he really was. But it’s whatever, he wants to fuck a bunch of girls and end up needing an STD test or on Maury saying it’s not his kid, power to him. I just feel bad you have to say you were married to him.

You sound like you're pressed to be honest. And as much as I HATE to be married right now, he's still one of my best friends, so let's cool it a little bit with the hella mean comments. BUT with that being said, he has been pretty whorish. It is kind of sickening. I wonder if he's slept with anyone since the marriage; that could work in my advantage to get it over with sooner.

Hey as long as you’ve got a plan!

Yeah and it's off to a great start

I stopped being surprised at the things Jeremy Rivera is capable of doing when he fucked Adrianna.

Point well made, Marn. Very well said.

Oh gosh, how could I ever have forgotten that? Thank goodness you’re here to remind me, Sads. What would I do without you

Right? I wanted to make sure you remembered! Life would be full of mistakes, obviously!

Why am I not surprised.. When did this happen?

You should be surprised, everyone else, including us, was. The weekend. Clearly not one of our finest moments.

I guess it’s work that would be worth putting in. I think it’d definitely be interesting if I did. Well that’s good! Mine was fine. Just the usual boredom in class.

Yeah. I think he'd be pretty happy about it. Yeah, better than recent days for sure! Gotta love the academic side of college.

Okay, I know that’s a lie. What’s going on?

I'm just gonna be honest, I married your ex in Vegas. I have no memory of it and I doubt he does. We're getting it annulled. So yupp, I'd say everything is peachy.

What the hell are you going to do?

Get high and call my lawyer every hour until it's over.