A Very Sad Bitch

I have a crack team of head lice that have all gone to beauty school. I’ve trained them to keep my hair perfect at all times. Even at night. 

There. Don’t say i never did anything for you.

That’s not a question, but these are words to live by.

meditate. I learned here: www.dhamma.org. It seems hard at first but with practice, it get’s easier and easier. My parents fought too. I know it’s not easy to handle as a young person. 

Great question! I’d say, probably, Donald Trump. Oh, wait, sorry, that’s not my celebrity crush, that’s a celebrity that i’d like to crush.

—Somos sólo letras.

(via escapealvacio)

—Somos sólo letras.

(via escapealvacio)

Imagine. John asking you out.

Imagine. Meeting Sirius for the first time.