hi i'm emo and a dumbass

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yeah im fucking wrinkling keep scrolling

admit it, we were all primed to hate america from the start because that fucker in Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron tried to hurt the horse and they made sure to put that American flag RIGHT THERE IN THE SHOT and then follow it with some BLATANT AND AWFUL RACISM…..they would not have the balls to release that movie now….the bryan adams bops……the female directors….the blatant american colonialism callout…….a masterpiece of american cinema

The stark bleakness of every scene that involved white people? The total absence of mercy or respite in their colonial horsey prison camp, the lack of color, the harsh straight lines and right angles, the unforgiving sun? Whoever did the art direction for that film really said Fuck Settler Lives.

But why do they sound like Zim gagging? I 😂

People are genuinely in the notes like "sorry capitalism convinced you to spend money on 20 soaps" like god damn y'all STINK so bad I can smell it from here. Capitalism or no capitalism you better fucking wash your ass or I'll throttle you.

I think the fact that two men on Queer Eye have started dating women who were already in their lives should clue men into the fact that there could be women in their lives that care for them deeply and even romantically, and would date them, if they knew that dating wouldn’t include being their fucking mother and teaching them the basics of taking care of themselves as a grown ass adult.

For a second I thought you meant two of the main guys and I got immensely confused

Careful not to drop those dildos, Butterfingers.

everyone else is like "oh we gotta stay inside the most secure places possible and never leave" and I'll be storming through the wastelands in my bloodstained suit of armor, blasting the Doom (2016) OST and plowing my way through waves of the undead. one of them tries to bite me but his shitty rotting teeth don't even leave a dent in my armor before I turn his head into paste. I'll be unstoppable until I die of dehydration or something like an idiot

That’s so sad wiretap play Despacito

it’s a boomer meme, sir, but it checks out

What’s your vote on Meme of the Decade? For me, it’s gotta be the Rick Roll.

mcr wrote bullets before they figured out song structure and it still fucking slaps

Keep Dancing Baby…

For my next trick, I will eat my entire weight in raspberries and immediately become unconscious. Goodnight.