Good morning, Bluewater Village! From The Village Chronicle, Iâm Jessie Knight, and welcome back to Law and Gossipâthe podcast where we take a look at the juicer side of local legislation.
This weekâs guest is none other than Tessa Landgraab, of the infamous Landgraab dynasty. Tessa is City Planner and director of the Bluewater Real Estate Office. Sheâs here today to discuss her new condominium complex, Moroccan Manors, as well as speak more about the REOâs failed appeals for looser anti-trust laws. For context, the current law prohibits corporations from owning in excess of four commercial real estate deeds.
JK: Tessa, welcome! This is exciting. Iâve been trying to get you on the podcast for a while now.Â
TL: (laughs) The press people at the Landgraab Enterprises gave you the runaround, Iâm sure.
JK: You can say that. Youâre a hard woman to get ahold of. I have an easier time getting politicians on the record.
TL: Probably helps that your married to the mayor, no?
JK: Thatâs a very good point. Fair point.
TL: Congratulations on that, by the way. Your marriage--or should I say remarriage? Oh, and congrats on the recent Gootentaugen.
JK: Thank you, thank you. I appreciate you slipping that in there. My editors wanted the award pasted somewhere, but I didnât think starting the podcast, âIâm Jessie Knight, Gootentaugen-winning journalist,â was subtle enough.
JK: Okay, okay. Letâs get down to business. Weâre here to talk about Moroccan Manors--what a whirlwind! One minute it was dead in the street, the next it was all-systems-go. The anonymous donor that saved the project--I assume you know who it is?
TL: Yes, I know who it is. Weâll call him a dear friend.
JK: People are talking, you know. People have their suspicious. Might it be that wealthy young fellow who was the first to move into your new condo building?
TL: Come on, Jess, you know I canât confirm or deny that.
JK: Humor me for a moment. Letâs say it was Evan Ottomas. Heâs my brother-in-law, you know, so I donât want to be too disparaging toward him, but...his sister is the major and his brother is the head of the police force. He has no obvious income source of his own. How is he affording the lease?
TL: The Real Estate Office doesnât ask for the precise details. All we need to grant a lease application is either an employer statement or bank statement. Obviously, he had one or the other. Heâs a very private man. He probably doesnât appreciate his name being brought up in this conversation, given heâs nothing more than a resident in my building.
JK: Okay, again, fair enough. So. I can only assume that your change of heart about coming on this podcast has something do with your recent divorce. Itâs been the story dominating the headlines--the first divorce in the history of the Landgraab dynasty--but youâve been quiet on the subject. Was that part of the settlement agreement?
TL: Yes and no. Obviously, thereâs a settlement agreement--the Landgraabs have a lot of assets to protect, and the best protection is silence. But itâs not particularly fun to speak of divorce, you know? Malcolm was very generous to me, especially as I was getting my career underway, and I loved him; I thought Iâd be married to him for the rest of my life.
JK: Are you still living in the Landgraab Estate or have you moved into your new building?
JK: Some people think your officeâs appeal for looser anti-monopoly legislation--which would allow corporations like Landgraab Enterprises to buy up Bluewater Villageâs community lots--was your ex-husbandâs doing. Some people have called you a puppet.Â
TL: Some people see a powerful man and a smiling wife and, yes, immediately scream, âPuppet!â
JK: But the Real Estate Office has stopped lobbying on this issue.
TL: Major Ottomas-Knight has not been friendly to my officeâs interests. Looser anti-monopoly legislation would fund new building projects and bolster the local economy.
JK: So...youâll try again when a new major is elected. Is that that what youâre saying?
TL: (shrugs) Sharla Ottomas-Knight wonât always be major, just as I wonât always be City Planner. Letâs leave it at that.