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Dear Open Letters, Quit it. Cordially, Everyone -@hotdogsladies

My policy with house spiders is: Just hanging? Cool. Hanging where a girl can see you? Symbolic trip outside. Over my bed? Death. -@johnroderick

This is why Fahrenheit is the most useful temperature scale for everyday life: http://t.co/9HjNGaVT -@minutephysics

Fun Facts: President Obama has taken 1/3 of the vacations of President Bush by this point in his presidency and found 100% more bin Ladens. -@LOLGOP

LOST ROOMBA. http://t.co/lPYcmsLZ -@annesaurus

If any more ISPs block the .in top-level domain I will move the site to my fallback, pinboard-vioxx-shoe-discounts-pharmacy-poker-seo . biz -@Pinboard

My blod is typo -@meganamram

“Your card number must not contain spaces!” We put a man on the moon. You can take the fucking spaces out. -@pearfalse

You guys should argue more. I think it's really starting to change some lives. -@hotdogsladies

How many Libertarians does it take to change a light bulb? FUCK YOU, CENSUS TAKER! -@Mike_FTW

London is hosting the Olympics like John Hurt hosted the Alien. -@RustyBertrand

Kickstarter is a means to convert reputational currency into hard currency. The proper exchange rate hasn't been established yet. -@tonydowler

"Angry? I'm führerious!" - Hitler, reacting to this tweet. -@markleggett

It's not so much "Obamacare" as it is "Romneydoesnt." -@gknauss

Daughter, six, has homework to list 'Olympic Values'. Sadly, she can't yet spell 'corporate greed' or 'Nietzschean cult of The Superman'. -@VictorianLondon

I'm getting really fucking sick of having to add gluten to everything. -@rsmallbone

Americans believing in climate change again - becuz science? No, they're hot. Like believing in pit bulls only cuz YOU got bit on the ass -@billmaher