people who leave their phones set to military time are fuckin war criminals how do you look at 16:05 and go wow i can understand that . fucking bootlickers whats next? you gonna go join the army??recruit me?

americans be like ok i cant count past 12 actually

me: *drives by myself to a place i’ve never been before* yeah, i guess you could say i’m an adrenaline junkie

Today I’m driving to work by myself for the first time, and the sheer paralyzing anxiety is making me sick..

I seriously thought I was the only person whose anxiety kept them from driving. I’ve always felt inadequate, seeing family members I held as infants getting their licenses. Thank goodness for tumblr. 

yall ever sleep from 1700-2200 and call it a nap bc

i thought this was about years. but yes

Nothing says self care like a 5,000 year long nap