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in about two months it’s going to be 7 years since 2007 and i’m not ready for that

why is this screenshot at critically low health

I hope Harold H is having a good day

people: filled with sin dirt: filled with worms (a good and righteous thing)

#this post seems like catholic peasant shitposting from the year 1100  (via shellbeaste)

follow for more soft twelfth century catholicism

I respect this man’s decision making skills.

did cinderella ever talk to her man about his faceblindness

suburban moms be like MINECRAFT..? what about WINECRAFT?!?? time to cheat on my active duty military husband

and they are right

[puts several things in my coat pockets] inventory

Every time this goes around I forget what it’s gonna say and every time I lose it

My uncle said in prison the guards tuck you in at night and the warden kisses you

is this true?

Yeah on the lips

feel like Jesus would be boring to talk to tbh. I’d be like “you like Nintendo?” and he’d go “I love bread with nothing on it”