BOWIE : you leave iggy alone BOWIE : this is my serious face BOWIE : & it’s telling you that even though my dog is handsome BOWIE : you can not have him 😡

taeo: well DONT SAY!!!!!

taeo: im in an apartment.

taeo: my life is a mess why am i like... this

ryan: an apartment huh ? ;)

ryan: i'm not going 2 disagree with u there but

taeo: don't be adick

ryan: i'm just SAYING !!!!!

“ i’d like to see someone even try to make fun of you. ” he drapes an arm across ryan’s shoulders lazily and guides her off to the check out counter. “ yeah yeah, enough talk. we’ll see who really has bragging rights when we hit up rainbow road. ”

taeo: uhmmmm

taeo: im llost

taeo: sososossosos

taeo: oh shit i sent that to everyone

taeo: my bad

taeo: if u get this.

𝐑𝐘𝐀𝐍 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐀𝐋𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐒 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐇𝐄 could rely on. she was never the type to JUDGE him about anything ( except for his admittedly strange attachment to his father ). & for that, especially during this sensitive time, bowie was grateful. truthfully, he had expected nothing but jokes to be fired his way for the work he had mistakenly created. but to know that ryan was simply JEALOUS of the so-called meme put him at ease & let him crack a smile for the first time in hours. ❝ why do you say that like you can’t just go out and buy your own tiger-sized titties ? do you think women will be showing up to dr. miami & showing him this picture ? like ❛ i want a pair just like this ! ❜ ❞ the ridiculous idea made him laugh, feeling somewhat at ease after panicking since the viral outbreak began.

“ yeah you’re a fuckin nerd but never apologize, this is a safe place. “ he spreads his arms, gesturing to the geek heaven that was game stop. stepping forward, he collects both games, flipping one over to eye the back. “ and when i win i’m sure you’ll order us a pizza to celebrate, yeah ? ”

AERI: it's no use sorry 3 doctors did all they could

AERI: okay well get up, throw some nipple pasties on and lets go

RYAN: are u saying i'm not beautiful ? suddenly tequila doesnt sound so intriguing anymore .....

RYAN: PASTIES ?? no thank u

AERI: alright bitch i know you're up

AERI: wakey wakey it's tequila time

RYAN: excuse me

RYAN: i'm trying to get my beauty sleep

“ yeah? “ this solidifies his decision but he pretends as if he’s still thinking on it to gain more information. “ what games are you wanting ? everything looks so fuckin good. “ his eyes scan over the wide, colorful selection of games, he has half a mind to clean out their selection. buy everything and just hole himself up for three days straight and play anything and everything. “ ryan, it’s endearing that you think i won’t. “ he teases back, a coy grin on his lips.

                          “ woah, hold on — ” he lets out an overdramatic gasp, his expression feigning offense — “ do you think i have to try and trick people into letting me fuck ‘ em ? you don’t think i’m attractive enough to get someone to hook up with me the old fashioned way ? ” he takes a step back, scoffing loudly. “ i’m offended, ry. genuinely. that’s low. ”

                           even sejoo has to admit that seeing ryan freak out over the idea of someone overhearing is kind of cute, but he bites his tongue. he lets out a genuine laugh, shrugging. “ babe, don’t worry about it. no one’s listening. but even if they were, don’t you think they’d be jealous thinking we’re hooking up somewhere that crazy ? i propose, ” he begins again, his grin more sincerely amused than smug now, “ we go ahead and really make them jealous. ”