queen of chaos

Yeah, well, there are others who think I’m pretty fit.

Sure there are, love. 

So, you don’t think I’m hot? Only warm?

Well, like ya said. It could just be the black out.

Nah, I’m scorching. It’s this blackout, clouding your judgment.

If ya say so. 

Because I’m hot.

Dinnae let your ego go flyin’ ou’ o’ control here. I’m hot. You’re warm. 

“What do they say…?”

“Dinnae stick your dick in it. As soon as ya do, you’re stuck with ‘em for life.”

“Really, though! Like, obviously you’re sexier than I am. There’s a lot of competition around here.”

“I dinnae really know abou’ tha’. I mean, some people are good lookin’ enough, but most o’ them are batshit crazy, and ya know wha’ they say about crazy.”

Cause having a partner in crime is fun.

I already have partners in crime. Why should I make you one?

“If you say so. I don’t know about that one. I mean, I know I’m attractive, but I don’t think anyone is dying to see me naked.”

“I think ya may want t’ reevaluate tha.”

And what type of shit would you get into, exactly?

Why would I jus’ go and tell ya? Tha’ would take away all the fun,

“True… Not gonna lie, I think even I’ve seen you naked once. It would be more entertaining if I did something like that. But, don’t get your hopes up.”

“I've never heard any complaints. See, now your body is somethin’ I’m sure plenty o’ people here would love t’ see.”

Why does it sound like you’re enjoying this?

Tha’s likely because I can get in t’ a hell o’ a lot more shite when no one can see wha’s going on.

“Do something crazy and silly. Like, running around the apartments naked or something. I’m sure people would get a kick out of that.”

“Somethin’ tells me tha’ half the people here’ve already seen me naked. There’s absolutely no privacy around here and I have no shame.”

Wow…a fucking black out. That’s just amazing.

Are ya really surprised? I’m shocked it took so long for us t’ be hit by this in the firs’ place.