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Henry: *WHEEZE OF OLD MAN PAIN*

Alex: Murphy got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.

Alex: He said, “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”.

Henry: Take a guess.

Alex: No?

Alex: *exists*

Henry: Do you know anything about my life?

Henry: Mind your language!

Alex: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Henry:

Henry: Oh, I'm always running

Alex, desperately, as Henry bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Henry: Oh! B positive.

Alex: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Henry: I don’t want tea.

Alex: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Henry: Then why are you telling me?

Alex: It is a conversation starter.

Henry: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Henry: That's my lap

Henry: Truth

Alex: How many hours have you slept this week?

Henry:

Henry: ...Dare

Alex: Go to bed.

Henry : Nope, there's 26.

Alex: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.

Henry : Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.

Henry : What- how?