cigarettes & small talk

And you feel like that?

Everyone does at some point.

I’m not going to try and stop you. And since when have I judged you?

You’ll have to stop offering them out for free. Unless I’ve just been lucky enough to get a preview.

I haven’t formulated a business model yet, clearly.

I feel like I should be writing all this down. 

Ah, yes. Maybe I should look into a book deal. It might have a market, my many wisdoms.

No, for hearing when I order a coffee with a little something extra in it. I didn’t even think about slurring- a good point to consider.

They don’t make people’s ears unable to hear, though. 

Ear for -- hearing what, slurring?

Things that good.

Fine and well for you, so long as you don’t judge. Good, bad, whenever. I think I’ll keep alcohol in my life, thanks.

That, or a whatever I can get away with in the morning sort of girl. 

There’s a reason most coffee mugs aren’t see-through, I’m sure.

I’m on an alcohol break.

Things that bad? 

A bit more hard hitting than a Bloody Mary. It should do the trick.

Breathing.

Everyone knows how to do that. It’s more impressive learning to live when you feel like you can’t. Breathe. 

Water.

What do you prefer?

Bourbon, typically.

I like sticking to what I know.

Which is -- ? As a whole, I mean. What is the know?

No. You’d look a bit more cheerful, I’d say.

What are you having?

Things that bad?

No. I mean–yes? No.

Ha.