blunt force improv

Nuke canada now

Did y'all know that 70% of all mining operations in latin america and the caribbean involve a canadian transnational mining corporation?

The imperial core will see one of latin america's veins and go "is anyone gonna cut that open?" and not wait for an answer

Thank you so much to all the smart first-worlders who came here to helpfully inform me that literally nuking an entire country would be bad and have negative consequences for people and the environment. I am but a stupid little foreigner with no capacity for abstract thought or figurative language, I will now abandon my plans to literally nuke the entire country of canada, thank you so much smart first-worlders for educating the ignorant little foreigner about "nuking bad", I have so much to learn from you.

if your period is fifteen minutes late you’re legally allowed to leave

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

poking at Ur hand with my nose to get you to pet me

you're going to try and bite it aren't you?

im not gonna lie i will straight up be biting it yes