There ain't no me if there ain't no you.

The scene in Shrek 2 when the Fairy Godmother sings I need a Hero when the giant gingerbread man attacks the castle is still the greatest scene in cinema of all times

He did exactly what we saw he did

the president of the united states admitted MULTIPLE times on CAMERA that he and his tech bro buddy rigged the election but we’re letting that slide? why? like “oh ur just a conspiracy theorist” HE SAID IT NOT ME!!!

As a kid learning about the holocaust, I never understood how people could let Nazis rise to power. But now I’m watching it happen in real time.

@ibelieveicanflylock idk if you even check Tumblr anymore but I'm still tagging you, lol.

crying over a picture of a dog watching the northern lights

one of my greatest pet peeves in fiction, and it is truly stupid I know, is that no one seems to understand how genuinely hard it is to kill someone via stabbing. stab wounds have a mortality rate of like 5%. especially abdominal stabbing. tv shows and movies show dudes getting stabbed one time in the lower abdomen with a tiny knife and then they fall over. like what did he die of precisely. that man died of Small Knife

the knife was discreetly laced with a point blank gunshot to the head

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

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