Egg

A part of me wonders if Liam kept a buzz cut for so long in order to manage his psoriasis

the who's more toxic discourse is just who sings better but for gcesties

"Omg it's so weird that Noel is dating someone so close in age to his daughter" you'll never guess what he wants to do to said daughter

tumblr fandom leaving due to tv show twitter fandom leaving because I can't believe this brand isn't my friend who will be here to be parasocial about the gallaghers relationships

When I'm calling Noel gay except there's one problem he's actually homoflexible because he's attracted to ysee and wants to fuck his daughter

ok now which one of you screenshotted liam's phone number

Wake up babe it's time for your weekly oasistwt drama that revolves around people getting upset their favorite guy hasn't responded to their last 235 tweets and oh bringing up that one time Noel said he thought people should eat their veggies :( how problematic. oh and also superwondercigarettegirl(saw oasis) left me on read so she needs to deactivate like right now

I'm so glad I'm not on Twitter so I can make jokes about liam gallaghers cheating

A common excuse that is used for my sister lover is that it's supposedly about a different band but considering it's very flimsy I don't understand why instead you wouldn't just say that Noel, like all songwriters, sometimes makes up scenarios or gives narratives to his songs. But it's like they have to deny the incest altogether instead of just attributing it to Noel's creativity or something