sex on la playa

hello it’s me 

meet my smol swan rosmerta bobbin

her label literally means young swan. this is bc she is smol and impressionable and will do anything if she likes/wants to impress you but also she’s beautiful af 

so she’s a bobbin since rosmerta has no canon surname. the bobbins are known as a family of apothecary owners, but rosmerta has always wanted to ~break the trend~ and currently wants to be a singer. she’s working at the three broomsticks, which belongs to her ~crazy aunt~ who also didn’t want to own an apothecary. 

just like her family is, she’s pretty good at herbology! it’s like...the one class she’s good at other than care of magical creatures and transfiguration. she’s not exactly a book girl 

she grew up in a big family and has mostly sisters, so she’s pretty good at getting into fights over nothing, but the two brothers she has also taught her how to fend for herself. she spent a lot of time around the boys and her dad, and even though everybody seems so intent on going into the apothecary business, she loved following them around the shop. she’s girly and flirty, but will also be really judgmental about any girls that try to cry over broken nails or torn robes

she’s super sweet but kind of dumb. she’s a loud, loud girl who speaks her mind and will defend the weak and quiet. 

her parents were wizards born in mexico when a small branch of the bobbin family moved there to expand the apothecaries centuries before. after long consideration, her parents decided to move to england, where rosmerta was born with her siblings. she has never been to mexico, but her parents taught all of them spanish to keep with their roots. 

here’s my next bb, because i have no self control. she’s my smol angry bean, francine ollivander! 

she will punch you in the throat if you ever call her francine

she’s 16 years old, and a small gay elf princess

frankie dearest is the daughter of none other than mr. ollivander, glorious wandmaker

contrary to popular belief, she is not the picture perfect heiress of the business. she’s actually quite aggressive when angered and will win if there’s ever a cussing competition at hogwarts. 

she’s a romance virgin (also a virgin virgin) and has never had a boyfriend or girlfriend because she scares most people away with fights before anyone can get close enough to make her sad

her dream is to become a professional adventurer because staying in wizarding britain is too boring for her

she’s actually pretty friendly and loves talking to girls and being in girl groups, but also will hang out with the boys because she loves getting down and dirty and talking nonsense and also because boys cuss more in her experience

she got kicked off of the quidditch team because she started too many midair fights with the other teams (mostly ravenclaw and slytherin, she loves most hufflepuffs), and once threw the quaffle at the scorekeeper and hit slughorn who was sitting in the second row.

she’s always mouthing off to dumbledore because he only laughs and encourages her (it’s mostly a playful thing on her part) but she is lowkey terrified of mcgonagall

highkey she wanted to try out for the play but only for the role of danny zuko and mcgonagall didn’t let her so she said ‘screw all of you’

anyway, so to her childhood

she grew up with a brother (hmu if u wanna play him wink wink) and their dad began teaching them basic magic before he was supposed to, so she’s pretty skilled in magic for someone that once got her head stuck inside one of the shelves at the wand shop

she and her brother are fairly close and he’s one of the reasons she’s such a tomboy and knows how to physically fight (and is always trying to physically fight)

other than all of her raging anger issues, she’s an angel