hey girl i mean jude

the infamous “if i was a girl, maybe i could go out and…” paul quote is so insane to me because like… he doesn’t want john to NOT be a man, he wants it to be socially acceptable to be with john exactly as he is

everything is a beatles allegory if you are deranged enough

kind of a relief that paul mccartney isn’t a woman bc the way he giggled and fawned over everything john said it would become an issue for me. like girl stand up. no man is worth all that. but as is he’s just sort of faggy and i can live w that

band on the run

Fans of the Beatles. Your relationship with Paul McCartney is not parasocial and perverted. It’s not weird that you want to get him pregnant. Don’t get help. You’re totally normal about The Beatles