Roxy Bloom

One is a stunningly beautiful woman with dark hair and a fierceness that’s both scary and inspiring. The other is a guy.

“Manners maketh man.” Do you know what that means? Then let me teach you a lesson.

Every night I imagine that I’m walking those streets home, and I know every single step of the way.

We have to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles and work. Or waffles, friends, work. But work has to come third.

We chose not to have kids. We wanted the two of you. That’s what we wanted. We wanted the two of you in our lives. That’s what we chose.

“Falcon One’s headed to the Nest. We are a go for Pandora’s Box.”

A philosopher once asked, “Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?” Pointless, really… “Do the stars gaze back?” Now, that’s a question.

Calling somebody else fat won’t make you skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.

Each flavor was totally unique. But combine one flavor with another, and something new was created.