Daddy bareback PARIS

Ok, inspiration suddenly grabbed me by the (metaphorical) balls. Since I can’t write for shit, this will have to do. Feel free to turn this into a fanfic (I implore you).

Don Armie and Sweet Tea arriving at a family wedding.

Don Armie and Sweet Tea posing for the cameras…not too long though, the mob boss doesn’t like exposing his trophy husband too much.

The couple have dinner and socialize with the family.

During one of the long boring speeches, the boss gets horny and whispers to his husband to get ready to go home right now.

Sweet Tea gets whisked away to the car by Don Armie’s second in command, bypassing curious family members & paparazzis.

At last, home sweet home.

THE END.

Note: let it be known the next day people noticed that Sweet Tea was rather eager to sit and lie around all day.