just a wandering creature

somehow both of my fave fandoms mentioned... so peak..

I'm aware that this is the objectively wrong opinion, but I love Flowery dearly and would set Hometown aflame for him. Just saying. New favorite character. Tossing Tenna allll the way down to the second fav spot. See you later, bud. Flowery and I are going to the diner to get Orange juice and do sick flips on our skateboards (I'm going to fall flat on my face). May the Flowery discourse take me and toss me gracefully off a fat cliff.

IM SOBBING I LOVE HIM.... PEAK ART BTW....!!!

is this a safe space to say i actually really like flowery. everyone hates him so far but i love him. he amuses me

I LOVE FLOWERY IM NOT AFRAID TO SAY IT 😭 EVERYONE IS SO MEAN TO HIM!!! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!

YES. YOU UNDERSTAND.

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.

So actually this scene killed me with a knife

wait. the. the room. its. its that the rainbow factory...?

LMAO

The idea of springtrap just staying there while someone is making TikToks with him is now my reason to live../hj