DarkAngel

also sometimes i remember that “just hold me, please” is an actual canon line said by the most emotionally stunted man on the planet. like i forget it’s not from a fanfic or something. he actually said that. that was arthur pendragon’s dying wish. get fucked, bbc merlin writers. and thank you.

Okay but can we talk about theatre kid Quinn please? Like how is it possible that she knew that cats had closed on broadway years ago while Kurt and Rachel didn’t? She has also seen the rocky horror show which considering Quinn’s rather conservative upbringing is really surprising. Meanwhile Kurt and Rachel didn’t even know that Julliard doesn’t have a musical theatre degree? They’re lowkey larpers..

jen and needy from jennifer’s body is a faberry variant. quinn being a lesbian with comphet possessed by a demon that makes her kill and eat all the boys that rachel crushes on, because she’s in love with rachel.

*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?

The kind of shit merlin would say