𝒑𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒑𝒆𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒔.

Quotes taken from various jenna marbles videos. Feel free to edit to better fit as needed. Here is part one.

❛ [name], I can hear you crying. ❜

❛ Say it with me: ‘It’s not my birthday.’ ❜

❛ It definitely screams relaxing but also fancy. Which is you in a nutshell. ❜

❛ Instead of making dollars I’d like to reward you with my personal laughter. I hope that suffices. ❜

❛ I don’t know about you but I’m fucking exhausted today! So let’s do it! ❜

❛ That was scary and lovely and amazing, and I liked it but I also hated it. ❜

❛ I think I get the gist of it, and I also deeply appreciate whatever the fuck is going on here. ❜

❛ Fuck y’all, but also this is funny. ❜

❛ Tomorrow is your birthday. You know what that means? I’m doing something for myself. ❜

❛ Your girl fell down another youtube hole. ❜

❛ I didn’t entirely watch the videos. I was sort of just like spacing out. ❜

❛ Mommy’s trying to do art on crocs. ❜

❛ I did a cool thing and then I ruined it with my too much gene. ❜

❛ *singing* Just did a bad thing. I regret the thing I did. ❜

❛ You need to be told to stop because otherwise you’re going to ruin it. ❜

❛ I need you to say over and over again how jealous you are. ❜

❛ Corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hot dog. ❜

❛ What America has in controversial and questionable past, we make up for in culture and cuisine - like hotdogs. ❜

❛ Oh god. What is that abomination? ❜

❛ I want to eat the abomination. ❜

❛ *laughing and crying* So fucking stupid. ❜

❛ I’m going to get my moneys worth out of this green screen suit. ❜

❛ Are you calling me old and out of shape? You wouldn’t be wrong, but what the hell?! ❜

❛ I don’t want to look like a dusty, nasty, old disco ball that somebody left in their fucking basement after the 70s. I want to look like a hot, fresh 2019 disco ball. ❜

❛ Cries in lash glue. ❜

❛ Reserve your judgement until I’m finished.  ❜

❛ Don’t fucking say ‘yaa’ at me like that. ❜

❛ I understand now, maybe a little bit, why our parents generation don’t really understand our generation. ❜

❛ Where’s the lie?! I see no lie! *starts singing disco music* ❜

❛ This was one time! They invited me to go there and just like hang out. It was two times! ❜

❛ Alright now on the count of three I want everybody to fucking cry. ❜

❛ Daddys money! Daddys money! ❜

❛ Can you imagine if the disco ball was a speaker and it just shouted down the songs at people? ❜

❛ This isn’t cost effective or time effective. Nothing about this is effective. ❜

❛ Oh no. She has awoken. ❜

❛ You’re so cute and I love you, but that’s really not that helpful. ❜

❛ I’m just like attracting animals. ❜

❛ That’s my signature scent. Whenever I walk in a room people are like ‘Is that ramen or is that [name]?’  ❜

❛ I’m so mad that this worked. ❜

❛ Over analyzing every decision I’ve ever made in my life, it’s one of my *chefs kiss* favorite things to do. ❜

❛ You know sometimes when I buy things online I don’t read, you know, I just look and I’m like ‘that seems about right’. ❜

❛ Thank you past self, this is an amazing find. ❜

❛ He’s feral. ❜

❛ One time my dad didn’t brush my hair for eleven days. My mom was very mad ❜

❛ I’m a terrible vegan. I failed. I accidentally ate some honey. ❜

❛ Should I just go and eat a whole bee in the tent? ❜

❛ And he lived happily ever after in his own mind. Everything else that was going on wasn’t happily ever after. ❜

❛ It was good, but it wasn’t great. It was life. Life is okay. ❜

❛ I’m ruining it. I’m ruining it. I ruined it. I ruined it. Look at this. Look what I’ve done. ❜

❛ Too much gene coming in hot. ❜

❛ I wouldn’t leave me with that much responsibility. ❜

❛ What are you guys doing? Oh, fuck that shit. ❜

❛ I have a vine fanny pack. It’s vintage, from when vine was alive. I don’t wanna talk about it. ❜

❛ How does that thick butt fit in this tent? ❜

❛ Where’s the line? As someone with a too much gene, where is the line? ❜

❛ It was like ‘oh my god! Fun. Cute. Amazing …Screw you, you bitch.’ ❜

❛ Screw you, you bitch. ❜

❛ Do I look like Jojo Siwa, or do I look like a trendy instagram girl? ❜

❛ Yeah I’m afraid of you when you wear those glasses. You’re fucking terrifying. ❜

❛ I just look like I’m bullying you without saying anything? ❜

❛ You just fucking bullied me by looking at me. ❜

❛ It was my mom, she says I can’t hang out with you anymore. ❜

❛ Don’t cry, I’m on the phone. ❜

❛ I mean, that’s what I said to your face but behind your back…’ ❜

this ask meme is based on the blog gravesuggestion.  i’ve divided it up into two categories  ( light  &  dark )  based on the themes.  some of these can be somewhat triggering seeing that the darker ones deal with a lot of death mentions.  please be cautious before continuing on!!

L I G H T

‘  at night i dream of you.  ’ ‘  don’t give up yet.  you still have time to fix things.  ’ ‘  falling in love with someone else is not a personal attack.  ’ ‘  i am still so weak when it comes to you.  ’ ‘  i can’t believe i let myself let you down.  ’ ‘  i don’t care where we go when we die,  as long as i’m with you.  ’ ‘  i dream of saying to you all the words i held inside until it was too late.  ’ ‘  i feel so warm  &  safe when you talk to me.  maybe i could love you if you’d let me.  ’ ‘  i finally let the right people in  &  i have never felt so loved.  ’ ‘  i like the way your nails paint red stripes along my spine days after you’re gone.  ’ ‘  i lived in your permafrost for twenty years  &  then you looked at me  &  i felt the warmth of spring.  ’ ‘  i once wished you’d leave me alone,  but i take it back.  ’ ‘  i want to be able to love someone else,  but you stretch your arms  &  spread your legs inside my heart so that there is no room for anyone or anything else.  ’ ‘  i want to believe that we got it right this time.  ’ ‘  i wonder how much longer i can cling to your light before it expires completely.  ’ ‘  i would travel across the world to be by your side,  because as long as you are with me,  anywhere is a perfect place to me.  ’ ‘  it took me awhile to realize it myself,  but you are not what other people say you are.  ’ ‘  it’s not that i really need you,  but life would be pretty boring without you around.  there’s no one i would rather be with.  ’ ‘  i’d like to stay like this for awhile.  ’ ‘  life  &  death don’t have to be so boring,  let’s make both an adventure.  ’ ‘  life imitates art,  they say.  i didn’t believe it until i started to notice the way your eyelashes look so much like tiny ink stroke.  ’ ‘  live your life so that when you die,  souls will come for miles just to hear your historic tales.  ’ ‘  make your exes jealous  &  your past self proud.  ’ ‘  maybe you’re what i needed to find in order to move on.  ’ ‘  never get caught falling harder.  they’ll never let you back up.  ’ ‘  please don’t go.  ’ ‘  some days it’s easier to just stop fighting it  &  succumb.  ’ ‘  sometimes,  you’ll find it hard to keep going,  but you always will.  ’ ‘  the desire i feel for you is that same itching,  insidious hunger that an addict has for their addiction.  ’ ‘  the worst thing about you is that you weren’t all bad.  ’ ‘  there is absolutely nothing  &  no one who can stop me.  ’ ‘  there is no route of losing you that is without pain.  ’ ‘  there’s still room for adventure  &  there is no one i’d rather have by my side.  ’ ‘  things didn’t turn out the way i planned,  but i’m alright with that.  ’ ‘  we could be really incredible together,  you know?  ’ ‘  you are beautiful  &  vibrant  &  confident.  you are light  &  laughter incarnate  &  every fiber of your being screams freedom  &  joy.  when i am with you,  i am truly happy.  ’ ‘  you are starlight incarnate,  from the grand way you sway your hips to the wide mysterious way you think.  blessed are any to be loved by you.  ’ ‘  you are too afraid of the future to let go of a past that was never kind to you.  ’ ‘  you call me yours  &  i have no idea what that even means to you.  ’ ‘  you remind me of bubblegum  &  sweets;  soft  &  pink  &  warm.  you are strong in the gentlest way.  you are so stubbornly kind.  i wish i could be like that.  ’ ‘  you still visit me while i sleep sometimes.  your fingers trace my spine  &  i listen to you breathe.  please stop haunting me.  ’ ‘  ‘morbid curiosity’ is a wonderful way to describe how i feel about you.  ’

D A R K