Random Sass

I vacillate wildly between thinking and acting like I look like Jessica Rabbit and Janis Ian

Why isn't it acceptable to ask random strangers whether I am attractive or not? I just want to know what random people think when they see me, not in a fishing for compliments way or anything just like give me a number one to ten so I can know whether it is socially acceptable for me to act like I have Beyonce's body or not

My worst fear is being observed via hidden camera

Everyone is naked under their clothes

Being an artist is the best cover ever. You can be all like hey can i draw you and then literally just sit there and stare at them and scribble or something. You have free license to just look at beautiful people and no one will question it. Wtf