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Remember when Zagreus was described as Most Protagonist Ever? And then was put side by side with Link? Which was always super funny to me cause they're functionally the same character (kind, strong, eternally willing to help every rando with fetching their groceries, lil bit stupid) except that Zag will have a 3 paragraph monologue about everything where as Link just says HYAH.
Anyways the notion of 'exactly the same with a sliding scale of wordiness' has never left my brain.
Ghost == Purple Hawke, I will not be accepting criticism on this take.
Other than fusehound what's your favorite Apex ship?
Hmmmm probably seertane (seer and octane) or mad science which is mad Maggie and Horizon!! I also like to ship fuse, bloodhound, and ballistic together just for fun.
The real reason your sapient dragon character needs a "rider":
Dragons on the wing are vulnerable to being mobbed by smaller, more agile flyers, particularly in your large rear blind spot, like a bird of prey being mobbed by crows. Having a human armed with a long spear perched on your back helps to dissuade anyone from getting any funny ideas.
Breath weapons are impressive enough on the ground, but in flight they're really only good for strafing stationary targets; trying to use your breath weapon in an aerial dogfight is a good way to get fire up your nose. A real fight calls for sterner measures β and, concomitantly, a crew to aim and reload the cannons.
In today's competitive world, it's not enough to devour a flock of sheep and call it a day if you want to keep your edge. You're accompanied at all times by a qualified personal alchemist tasked with carefully regulating your internal furnace to ensure peak performance, and sometimes you even listen to them.
No dragon of any quality would be caught dead without their valet. It's not as though you can announce your numerous long-winded titles yourself when introductions are called for, can you? You suppose next you'll be expected to pick up the spoils of your conquests yourself, like a common brigand. Perish the thought!
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do you have a Batfam skill ranking? or a favorite character skill rankingππ
i cant do a fav character skill ranking because ill immediately get overwhelmed. but i love controversy so i can absolutely skill rank batfam
from most to least skilled (also disclaimer that power scaling discussions in comics mean nothing because whoever is most skilled is entirely based on what the writer wants. but in this case im in charge)
cass
bruce
jason
damian
duke
dick
babs
tim
steph
and my explanation is under the cut <3
cass: this one should be obvious. if this isnt obvious to you you should stop what youre doing and read batgirl 2000 right now. i could argue shes the best fighter in the entire dcu so shes clearly the best fighter in the batfam
bruce: sorry to be a toxic batman fan but i stand by the tried and true adage "Batman Solos With Prep Time." his entire deal is that he's spent most of his life training to become a perfect fighter. he could never beat cass but hes extremely skilled
jason: his whole deal in lost days was that he wanted all the training batman had and he kinda put his pussy into getting it done for like 3 years. he is an extremely competent fighter and he gets Talia's Son Privilege because she gets him the best training available and he is serious about it. bruce is more skilled mostly for the fact that he has more experience and more training but jason is still a strong contender
damian: league of assassins training. id say its safe to assume he has a lot of the same training that bruce and jason have, not to mention he also gets Talia's Son Privilege bc my girl is not letting any of her kids have subpar training <3 hes lower than bruce and jason because once again he just has less experience than them, but hes still one of the best fighters in the family
duke: read batman and the signal im so serious. he caught a knife in midair. he turns invisible. i havent read future state but someone told me that hes one of the best fighters in the future and i believe them. the only reason hes not higher on this list is that cass bruce jason and damian are so skilled that i dont think duke's powers give him an advantage over them, but hes definitely one of the most skilled in the batfam
dick: hes a good fighter and he knows what hes doing, plus he has like 20+ years of experience atp (i actually dont know how old he's supposed to be in canon rn but im a mid-30s dick truther). but i simply do not believe hes in the top half of fighters in the batfam. hes good but many of them are just better sorry!
babs: it is so hard for me to put her so low im sorry babs. as batgirl and as oracle shes a great fighter but shes just not one of the best :( if i was only talking about her as batgirl she'd probably be much lower but as oracle shes redeeming herself. in oracle: year one she trains a Lot and is a fantastic fighter, plus if you read bop she is constantly winning fights <3 shes not above dick just because her main training is in escrima which is. exactly what dick uses. so hes more skilled but shes not far behind him
tim: hes not really exceptionally skilled at fighting. he has the basic Bat Training and hes a good fighter but hes not any better than anyone else in the batfam (besides steph). theres not really any skill that i can think of that hes better at than the others so he has to be ranked low. he has as much training as everyone else but theyre all just better
steph: IM SO SORRY STEPHIE...... but in terms of fighting skills she just isnt above any of the other bats. shes much less trained than everyone else so shes not more skilled than anyone else. shes more skilled than the average person but much less skilled than the average bat. one of the reasons i love batgirl 2009 is that shes a failgirl and i love that for her. let women fuck everything up all the time
best thing about batman is that he's a superficially grimdark character, gothic & brooding & angst ridden etc..........but then it turns out he has a million hobbies, regularly goes on adventures with his besties, and has a dozen adopted kids he's raising with his devoted foster dad. good for him
dude's out there living his best life he's just goth.
no but listen. batman's hobbies include: staying active, world (and space) travel, and volunteer work in his local community. plus bonding with his kids over shared interests (every day is take-your-kid-to-work-day in the Bats household). he's even casually dating a woman from work (she's a cat lady not looking for commitment but yeah she's met his kids). that is a rich and fulfilling lifestyle! he is out there living a thrilling and exciting life surrounded by friends and family! literally he's just goth and autistic leave him alone!!!
I have decided that Zane Flynt from Borderlands is the mysterious handsome rogue type but he fits the "mysterious" part in an atypical way.
He's mysterious not in the sense that you know nothing about him and he refuses to talk about it
But mysterious in the way that he talks about himself a LOT and you have a LOT of information about him and his past but everything he shares leaves you with far more questions than answers and idk I think that's wonderful
The BL3 Vault Hunters being some of, if not the only people alive that can read and understand Eridian is absolutely hilarious to me. Because like, imagine you're a researcher who's spent your whole life looking into deciphering the language and then here comes foxy grandpa, drunk off his ass, being guided in by the hot muscle mommy siren, the soldier who's drooling over said siren, and the murder robot/animal rights activist. How would you trust anything they said???? THEY'RE CHAOS
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My handwriting is awful so here akjdaf:
Fl4k: "I detest the design flaw that is the human bladder, why must you leave me cold and lonely every single morning to relieve yourself"
Zane: "Oh you poor poor thing."
Zane: "I'm not taking this from the person who has to oil their joints every morning"
Zane: * Gets up and joints crack and pop*
Zane: "Not. A. Word" * Fl4k is holding a WD-40 can behind him with a cheeky look *
that one friend will know why i'm rebogging this <3
ID: fanart of Boone from fallout new vegas. He's got his sunglasses, red beret, and is entirely topless and sweaty. A teeny Arcade Gannon is blushing in the distance. /endID
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