I’ll never get to live in golden cage like Melania

I want to wear a pretty dress and go on a pretty date with a man who can’t stop staring at me because I’m so pretty.

sorry i can't shut the fuck up do you still wanna fuck me

It's so hot when they are obsessed with you and not afraid to show it.

I’m just a hopeless romantic with trust issues and a high sex drive.

Stimulate her mind then her clit

Going for a walk in the woods… would be a shame if someone chased me down and fucked me into the dirt

You would look better with your cock buried inside me, but whatever

sex is cool but can you stick around and not give up on me

Please

"you smell good" is a top tier compliment

"It's all in your head." - Thank you Janette, that's why it's called mental illness. It cannot be in my ass.

Kinda wanna be kissed kinda wanna be stabbed

And he’s having a smoke and she’s taking a drag

I know this is meant to be funny but it actually makes such a good point about how ADHD and executive dysfunction can impact people in really major ways, including financially