The End of the F***ing World sentence starters
“i actually masturbated once a week for medical purposes.”
“maybe i’m gay. maybe he’s asexual.”
“have you ever eaten a pussy before?”
“yeah, two.”
“i want you to eat mine.”
“i am going to be so fucked off if we get murdered”
“sometimes i just let things happen. i don’t know why.”
“i sometimes wonder if i should just become an alcoholic.”
“i get embarrassed talking. well, after talking when i realize i said something stupid.”
“i think he is properly beautiful.”
“fuck off.”
“guess i’m a twat.”
“she/he made me feel things. i didn’t like it at all.”
“are you a virgin?”
“yes.”
“me too.”
“no shit.”
“i think the fucked up bit was murdering him.”
“fuck. fuck.”
“this is bad. this is really fucking bad.”
“when you have silence it’s hard to keep stuff out. it’s all there and you can’t get rid of it.”
“ah shit.”
“i don’t regret it. i just wish it had never happened.”
“i don’t want to hold your hand.”
“fuckin’ idiot.”
“i’m sorry i left you.”
“i’m sorry i killed him.”
“i won’t leave you again.”
“okay.”
“sometimes you realize you had a thing keeping you going that might be a lie. when you actually really understand that, that the whole thing might have been a lie the whole time it’s like you swallowed a stone.”
“i’m really scared.”
“i think your dad’s a drug dealer.”
“cool.”
“we live in properly fucked up times.”
“to be mad in a deranged world is not madness. it’s sanity.”
“sometimes it was important to lie.”
“are you crying?”
“no.”
“really kind. really sad. she just always found everything a bit much i think.”
“people can’t be answers. they’re just more questions.”
“you don’t care about me. you don’t give the tiniest, tiniest shit.”
“everyone has a reason for how they behave.”
“shut up. shut the fuck up. stop quoting yourself.”
“i think i understand what people mean to each other.”
