A lady

Menelaus + Helen

Helios's kids: Circe turning people into animals, Pasiphaë getting cursed and giving birth to the Minotaur, Pasiphaë cursing her cheating husband to ejaculate scorpions, four of the Heliadae killing their brother Tenages out of jealousy and fleeing the island, one of the non-kinslayer Heliadae Cercaphus killing his niece's fiance and kidnapping her from her father Ochimus his only living non-kinslayer brother, Phaethon nearly crashing the sun into the earth and getting himself killed, the Heliades turning into trees out of grief for their brother Phaethon, Aeëtes having a murder prone daughter who killed his son, & Electryone being the sister of the mostly awful Heliadae.

Penelope: Thank you so much for asking! Um, no.

odysseus & nausikaa text posts be upon ye

5. What if the whimsical and innocent story was actually evil and twisted 😈😈😈😈😈

Commissioned art, made by @ube-kun

mama's beauty and papa's anger

Let me set this straight: the series of unfortunate events that collided into Telemachus being who he is now, starts with being Penelope and Odysseus' offspring.

This doesn’t mean that they harbor no love for Helen, because they do, but the war doesn’t become solely about her anymore.

Retelling about a character who's actually unknown and underrated? I'm scared, but we'll see where this goes