Another synastry notes post from me cause I love snooping around in other people's business, observing couples.
── .✦ If you have pluto square/opposite/conjunct venus in synastry and you're the venus person, you need to check outside your window, there's a high chance the pluto person is hiding in the bushes with binoculars. Talking about a stalker aspect.
── .✦ If I see saturn conjunct ascendant or saturn in 1H overlay I know one of y'all calls the other daddy (and it's probably the 1H person).
── .✦ 3H romantic synastry overlays and dating your neighbor or your sibling's friend is probably the most on the nose synastry I've ever witnessed.
── .✦ Wanna see a bloodbath? Plutonian relationship or better yet get two Plutonians, put them in a relationship and watch them try to outsmart each other or be in a constant competition on who can hurt the other more in retaliation for hurting them. No one will let go, and they'll probably die together with their hands wrapped around each other's throats. If you'll ever witness this, congratulations on your first row tickets to a greek tragedy.
── .✦ Remember in That's So Raven when she would stop for a second, stare into space and get a vision of the future? This is what it looks like when you're the 12H person in the 12H synastry and you suddenly can feel the planet person thinking or talking about you.
── .✦ I love when a woman's mars is aspecting the man's moon, especially with square or opposition cause I know she's stressing him out. That is not an easy breeze connection, my man's gonna be pissed off and horny just by her mere existence. Good aspect if you love terrorizing men.
── .✦ You wanna know what's not so fun and you're the one who's being terrorized? His mars conjuncting your moon. Baby, run cause he will start talking about getting you pregnant as a dirty talk or you'll get possessed by the devil and start begging him to put a baby in you, and after a long night of hooking, yall end up having to buy a baby stroller. And it doesn't even matter if this is a straight or gay couple, cause you will have two lesbians talking about "put a baby in me" during the deed. Just an unhinged aspect.
── .✦ 2H synastry, especially mars or venus and being constantly glued to each other or having to touch each other in some way. Their limbs stay tangled together, you don't even know where one person ends and the other starts. Like relax, no one's gonna steal them from you.
── .✦ I must say I'm not a fan of woman's mars conjuncting man's venus. Every time I encountered this aspect she's was the one chasing him and his ego got inflated to high heavens thinking he can treat her however he likes. Worst case was when this man's own mars was not activated in any way. Just goofy smile, happy to be the price. (Thank God she dumped his ass).
── .✦ I also in general think that bare venus-mars aspects in synastry are overhyped. People will see a venus-mars conjunction and start talking like they're witnessing the greatest love of all and that couple has no positive moon aspects, no bonding saturn aspects, chart angles are not being aspected by anything. It's a great aspect as an addition, like adding a chilli pepper to an already nice meal. But trying to build your whole connection on one aspect and all you got is venus trine mars? good luck.
── .✦ If you're the 10H person in 10 synastry and someone's venus is falling on your MC - they're attracted to you by the sheer power of your reputation. They've probably heard so much about you from other people that they got a bit obsessed with the idea of snatching you for themselves. Oh, everybody wants this person? Now I want them even more.
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