Just remembered a time in school a teacher thought the noise cancelling headphones I was wearing provided by the school were for listening to music

Guess who just got jumpscared by their own hair like a little dumbfuck

I never noticed you can see the carbonation in a drink twinkling at the surface like goose bumps

I forgot people get told when you follow them

What kind of email is "Hey, you have emails in your inbox" like yeah I know its the one you just sent me to say that and NOTHING ELSE

Received multiple emoji reactions to something I said several days ago when nobody said anything at the time. Truly I am like Picasso

I had one of those dreams where you're for some inexplicable reason naked but other people only started reacting to it when I started trying to cover up and I can't remember if it was a partially lucid dream where I was having thoughts or if those were just things being said in the dream but what really is the difference anyway

I love how I can still go to google like who was the animal guy and get the actual answer I was looking for

Trying to judge if a memory from childhood was a sign of autusm, or that other children were just stupid

I dont think ive ever willingly interacted with squid games but through the lens of one of my favourite things? Hell yea tell me about the death game

Since nobody else cares about accurate information anymore I have decided that I am 5 feet tall

It is with extreme ego that I confess I just beat the roaring knight in less than an hour without the shadow mantle