Salvation in the secular age.

when ur little and ur parents sign u up for sports but all u do is play in the grass and pick flowers is lgbt culture

i just would like to say i had 4 glasses of wine and i didnt feel anything but bloated but now that ive had 6, things have changed and hey boys

I guess the EU has 1 GB of free space now

this pun is the only good thing to come out of brexit

onbwiyd=oh no bby what is you doin?

Cargo sweats are the peak level of fuck it fashion. Pair with socks n crocs and a slightly dirty shirt from the bottom of your drawer for ultimate effect.

Please get me one, thanks.

imagine being so rich that you never need to attempt to raise money for anything in your goddamned life so you decide to sell organic cage free gluten free soy free lemon water for funsies but no one in your rich neighborhood leaves their house ever so instead you get your underpaid employees to give you, a rich toddler, their money.

i hate

I’M WHEEZING IMAGINE BEING THIS REMOVED FROM REALITY

The entire family is filled with horrible, delusional idiots

racist teachers don’t deserve to be in the same spaces as children of colour

i’m an introvert but i’m extra

If I fall asleep wit my dick out thas just the lords way