ℛℴℴ𝓈𝒾ℯ🎀

went kitesurfing today with my family, like most days

everything was fine until I, very gracefully, launched myself full speed toward the edge of the beach

which, fun fact, is not soft sand

no

it’s coral

sharp, evil coral

couldn’t stop

my kite was like “lol no brakes for you”

so i got dragged over rocks and coral like a bargain bin action figure

so now my right leg is super swollen, covered in scrapes and those gross skin-tearing lines that look like i got attacked by a cheese grater (idk how else to describe them lol)

left knee? busted open like it was auditioning for a gore movie and would. not. stop. bleeding.

now it’s mummified in bandages like i’m trying out for The Mummy reboot

my back is also half torn up and covered in scrapes

lowkey looks like i got mauled by a bear

and i’m currently giving rainbow realness thanks to the stunning collection of bruises i’ve got going on

10/10 beach day