The rookie Oneshots inspired by TTPD

Nyla: with you looking like that? absolutely

Lucy: “like that” meaning?

Nyla: like you’re about to ruin someone’s life

Lucy: maybe just yours

Nyla: bold of you to assume it’s not already done

Tim: We’re in the middle of a shift.

Angela: you need anything, mama? snacks? water? my undivided attention?

Lucy: ANGELA

Angela: what? I’m offering support

Lucy: My judgment is fine.

Tamara: Define “clean.”

Lucy: …Would your definition make me proud?

Tim: No.

Angela: I’ll help you pick one out.

Tim: Why are you encouraging her?

Tim: …That’s not the quote.

Angela: No, we’re brainstorming.

Bailey: “We” are doing yoga and going to a farmer’s market.

Nolan: What’s me doing?

Lucy: Because mine wasn’t big enough to wrap myself in self-pity.

Tim: So am I—learning patience.

Penn: I’m standing right here.

Angela: And yet somehow I’m the one killing it today.

Tim: …I hate that I almost laughed.

Tim: The wind better take us to the hotel at check-in time.

Lucy: you’re very “vacation dad.”