soft hearts electric souls

this is one of those posts that would be just blisteringly incomprehensible without the correct cultural background

i feel like Harry is the type of friend who can just magically pull out a granola bar when you say you’re hungry and insist you need it more than he does and still always has an extra hair tie on hand he’s willing to give up and always lets people borrow his really good-smelling lotion…an all around reliable pal

of course he can magically pull out a granola bar???? hes a wizard????? smh fake potter fans

can you believe in the year of our lord 2016 i’m still forced to read the dumb shit people add to posts they know damn well aren’t about harry potter

the most consistent people in this life is emos who are over 23. they are really in it for the long run. no more fake bitches

date a girl who stops mid-sentence to tell you there’s a dog nearby

*gets ignored by crush* Fuck It. fuck it. from now on I’m living for ME. I am going to stay hydrated, moisturize, take care of myself and my body, work on loving myself first. I am going to focus on me and stop spending energy on others and getting caught up in gratuitous ideas of romance *crush texts back* They are The One

did them crazy club penguins ever tip that dang iceberg