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Geez, a simple yes or no would’ve suffy.

Those answers are too simple for my taste. I like more complexity. 

“Should i be a gypsy for halloween? What do you think?”

I think you should be whatever you want and stop relying on other people’s opinion. 

You’re so weird – I swear there’s no wonder how we are related.

Excuse moi for wanting to keep my sacred places sacred. You can’t judge me for wanting to be a lady. 

Or related in some way. Cute as they are, they aren’t the centre of the universe. But again that’s just because of fear of a few. 

Do I look like the right people? Yeah, always. Well, not so always any more. But I’ve got a stash. 

You never know who are the right people until you’re too late. Alright then hit me up, when you run though I know a good person. 

That might be the strangest comparison I’ve ever heard. I get your point, not that I really get it too much, never had a dog or spent time around kids. I suppose., like dogs it’s only a few who are… loud. 

Since when do you care about that, what are we five? Like, teens who haven’t seen each other or something? Come on, take it off. My roommate is not around, you’re safe.

Since my friends- Never mind, fine if you’re so eager to see me naked I guess I can do it this once. Don’t be thinking this is going to be a regular thing though.  

Oh I don’t disagree, but I hear people complain about the kids so much you just start to expect it. Wasn’t on a sugar high was he or she?

That is not even a bad stain, it can get out in a minute. Here, let me help you okay?

You’re blaming the parents not the kid? That’s rare. 

Which is why I’m saying wash it, or take it to a laundrette. 

It’s only a shirt, it’ll wash out. 

I’m not about to get you fired. But I mean angry ranting doesn’t change the world, lady. Weed.. Weed changes the world. 

Yes it does, if you angry rant to the right people it might change a lot. But I do agree I need some weed right now. Very much. Got any? 

I’m not here to tell anyone shit, lady. I just kind of want you to stop angry ranting about kids.

Good, I just moved here and I am not ready to be fired from my first real job I’ve gotten for ages. And hey, I’ll stop angry ranting about kids when kids stop being a very great subject to agry rant about.

—Okay. Uh.. Do you want to like split a joint or something? You could do with some chill vibes. I could do with you having some chill vibes.

A joint? Sure if you wont tell my boss...Or anyone else for that matter. 

I blame the parents, I really do. I mean I don’t know what screams negligence more than letting your kid run around with some juice just waiting to ruin a pretty lady’s day.

People are just lazy. This generation is so god damn fucking lazy they don’t care if their kids are being rebellious. ‘That’s why we have schools’ they say. Well I say fuck that if you can’t raise your kid right, don’t have a fucking kid.

This one. It costs 140 dollars, I am not going to make you pay for that, even if it were your kid. It’s way too expensive.