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Best advise ever.

If you want to go even further, introduce yourself as fiance as you two planning for baby right after soon to be wedded day.

Happens in every city and town in every country around the world

I adore this photo. Have rebloged before and have it on Pinterest. Love Kiel James Patrick.

Every religion has its own idea of heaven. I say, fuck the 70 virgins concept! Give me a couple of big titted whores instead!

Mommy waits all day just to be able to greet me at the door when I get back from school.

Mom was a woman in need of the strong male guidance. Dad was too wimpy for it so she developed a strong leadership role in the family. And hated it. When I figured her out, the change from the figure of authority to a figure of submission was astonishingly fast.

Let me show you how things work in the office.

After weeks of flirting with each other in the break room he finally decided to claim her as his.