simp for roger ™

roger: *gives his guitar to him*

brian: oh also i didn’t get the chance to-

roger: *gives him a kiss*

brian: marry me?

freddie, to brian: okay, roger wants me to tell you that he wants to fuck you

brian: cool i‘m down, when?

freddie, turns back to roger and whispering: he said when?

roger: now?

brian : nope, there's 26.

roger : ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.

brian : aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.

roger : whatever bitch, you ain’t never gonna find no one like me.

brian : but, darling, i'll be so lonely without you. come curl up in my arms so i can feel whole again.

roger : o-oh. well. are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

roger : my... my gay name?

brian : yeah, it's your first name-

roger : haha. Very funny brian -

brian : *gets down on one knee* and my last name.

brian : finally! You’re proposing!

roger : how’d you know?

brian: roger , you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

roger: wow. they sound stupid.

brian: but they’re not. they’re really smart actually. just dense.

roger: maybe you need to be more obvious? like, i don’t know… “hey! i love you!”

brian: i guess you’re right. hey roger, i love you.

roger: see! just say that!

brian: holy fucking shit.

roger: if that flies over their head then, sorry brian, but they're too dumb for you.

brian: i wrote you a poem.

brian : i'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-